The Big Bang Theory
And here I thought it was 2012
Really, Lori? It’s the men’s job to provide security, so the women have time to create a stable clean home life? Andrea deciding that she wants to participate in security means she isn’t pulling her weight because there’ one less woman to do laundry and cook? Shouldn’t people’s roles in a group be divvied up based on strengths and skills and not just along...
Cam: I'm playing a drinking game. It's called everytime I feel depressed about something, I take a drink.
Mitchell: That's already a game. It's called alcoholism.
When I was in grade school I was bullied for being Asian-American and the...– John Mulaney: New in Town (via aliciachristine)
The League has ruined me!
Saw a post on Facebook about Tony Gwynn’s cancer battle… I was about to comment, and say he seemed like a real class act. Then I wondered if it was because he’s black, and if I was in fact being racist. Goddamn you, The League!
Don’t give up what you want most for what you want now.– (via makingitallfit)
I got a massage recently, and the woman told me to “undress to my comfort...– John Mulaney (via ethosophical)