March 2012
18 posts
Spoilers and Arrogant Asswipes
You know what? I’ve read The Walking Dead books too. It doesn’t mean I have to act like an asswipe and post spoilers about the show two minutes after it’s over on the East Coast. I don’t feel compelled to lord my knowledge from the books over people who haven’t read them and then act like I’m doing them some kind of favor. Maybe some people WANT to be surprised by the show - I bet the producers would like that. Maybe they’re trying to build suspense so people keep watching. I used to like tracking TWD on Tumblr, because people sometimes have really great insights and ideas, but there’s just too many people who seem compelled to ruin things for others. Is it really so hard to write “Spoiler Alert” in the title of your post, or set a link for people to click on if they really want to know what’s coming?
Excuse my geek
There was so much to talk about in tonight’s episode, but I have to say this. The long shots of Rick and Shane in the field, with the moonlight, were beautifully shot. I know the cinematography wasn’t the point, but damn those shots set the perfect tone. Well done, TWD!
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A Bad Personal Realization
Having a discussion with my family about post-apocalyptic survival strategies and optimal group formation. Figured out that I’m the Otis. Crap.
awesome
- Woman: Can I have birth control?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
- Government: No.
- Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
- Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
- Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
- Government: Too bad.
- Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
- Government: Do you have a penis?
- Man: YES, YES I DO!!
- Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
- Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
- Woman: But-
- Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
